Nightmare On Sunset

Nightmare On sunset (peppermint mocha fragranced)
Nightmare on sunset was inspired by an event from my point of view. my wife was getting us hot cocoa from the Salvation Army tent during Christmas on Sunset. A lady steps off the curb and offers cocoa to another lady… All I know is: two cups of hot chocolate, a stroller, and an extra kid on your hip sounds like a fun physics experiment. The stroller falls backwards. The kid inside slides out like it’s a waterslide screaming and crying Hot cocoa launches into the cold night air. I try to step in to help. Suddenly I felt like I just walked through a Starbucks sprinkler. I didn’t know the Salvation Army serves scalding hot shrapnel! Next year I’m wearing PPE head to toe. I posted it on Facebook. The ladies seen it. They said I was fake in person and rude online. Honey, at that moment my brain could only process two things: 1. Ow, my eyes are fucking burning. 2. Where’s Sir Isaac Newton when you need him? One lady goes, “I don’t see how it got in your eyes ! it went down my jacket!” Well… gravity was multitasking that night as yall know, The Swiss don’t miss! the coco obeyed all the laws of thermodynamics ,and none of them politely. That wasn’t an accident sugar! That was a fluid dynamics problem with zero solutions. By the way, Thomas Jefferson wrote a book on Common Sense. Anybody read that book? I would like to dispute those ladies , but tbh , together Their mental processing is as slow as a slug in a salt hill during a rain storm. Combined they have two brain cells fighting for third place. Those ladies talked like they were dropped out of a stroller as kids.

Ingredients:
Goatmilk
Olive oil
shea butter
sea salt
activated charcoal
honey
mica
Fragrance